
Black Friday Boredom
by Brian, the old man
As I sit here
On the job
So slow today
Where is the mob?
They must be shopping
For their treasure
Too stuffed with turkey
From Thanksgiving pleasure.
But I'll sit here
And wait on their call
And enjoy this Black Friday
While they're all at the mall.
I'll deal with my boredom
And try to smile
And hope for some calls
While I sit here and file.
